Quote from Murray in The Ring
Beverly: What's this? Murray: Birthday card. Beverly: My birthday was two weeks ago. Remember? We had Mexican food. You had to race home in a mad panic. Murray: Well, that photo finish is why I forgot to give you a card. Beverly: You know what else you forgot to do? Clean the garage. Murray: Give me some credit. I didn't forget. It's gonna get done. I'll get my pants.