Quote from Barry in Why're You Hitting Yourself?
Barry: My perfect girl? Well, she should have big blue eyes, and big blonde hair. Beverly: Mmm, she sounds fun. Barry: She shouldn't be afraid to speak her mind, you know? I mean, she should have a sensitive side, but still be a hard-ass. Beverly: Oh, sit up straight, honey. Barry: And I want her to take care of me. Cook, pick up my stuff, make me hot pockets. Beverly: Mmm. Barry: By the way, thank you for the hot pocket. Beverly: All right, and I'm on the case for my sweet, handsome, delicious boy. Erica: You know you just described mom. Barry: What!? I did n- Oh, my God! Mom! I meant a brunette who doesn't cook at all. And she's gotta be super shy and not related to me at all.