Adam: You got my [bleep] prom cancelled?
Beverly: It's not a complete loss. They did replace it with...
Adam: "The Egalitarian Quaker Gathering of Friends"? What the hell even is that?
Beverly: It is exactly like a prom, except there's no dates or music, and it's in the late afternoon.
Adam: That's a school assembly! Like when McGruff the Crime Dog came to talk about safety, but wouldn't stop frisking me.