Quote from Erica in Schmoopie's Big Adventure
Geoff: Are these all parking tickets? Erica: Yeah, they are. That's why they're in the parking ticket drawer. Geoff: You've gotten a ticket in every illegal zone there is... Red, yellow, blue. What's green? Erica: That's for parking on grass. But what was I supposed to do? There was no red curb. Geoff: You can't park in either! My betrothed is a scofflaw! Erica: Calm down, Jane Austen. Campus parking tickets don't count. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, they did.