Adam: Here's to being totally cool with not having a Valentine.
Beverly: There's my scrumptious Valentine! Come on, give Mama a... Oh, Dana! Hell no! Not again.
Dana: Nice to see you, too, Mrs. Goldberg.
Adam: Mom, I know you're not Dana's biggest fan, but we're just friends.
Beverly: Oh, thank God. I thought you were back together.
Adam: In fact, we just found out the two people we like are going with each other to the Couples Skate.
Beverly: Wait, another harlot dares toy with my baby's heart?
Dana: I'm a person.
Beverly: Dana, this is not about you. I need to know her name, where she lives, and what time she goes to sleep.