Erica: Fine. You want the room? Then I get the car tomorrow.
Barry: What? It's my car day! I was gonna do fishtails in the ShopRite parking lot! Geoff-er-ee, throw a flag.
Geoff: Again, my fault for assuming you two would demonstrate the most basic courtesy to each other.
Barry: Fine! Take the car. I'm taking the computer.
Erica: Uh-uh! I have a paper due tomorrow!
Barry: That you're gonna have to write by hand.
Erica: No! Geoff, do something.
Geoff: Bar, the computer's supposed to be for doing actual work, not to hug vindictively so as to prevent someone else from using it.
Barry: Well, you never specified that.
Geoff: He got me. I never explicitly said "no computer cuddling."