Adult Adam: [v.o.] After their public throwdown in the quad, the dean called Barry and Erica in for a private meeting.
Dean: We take fighting very seriously.
Geoff: Oh, God, will this go on our permanent records?
Dean: Are you a student here?
Geoff: Boyfriend of a student.
Dean: That's not anything.
Geoff: And yet it's all I got.