Erik: Hey. Erik Stratton, alumni director at Delta House. Damn glad to meet ya.
Robert: That was Erik Stratton, alumni director. He was damn glad to meet you.
Barry: Why are you talking to me? I already have a grandpa.
Erik: Oh, we're doing the recruiting 'cause most of the guys in our frat are either hungover or...
Both: In jail.
Barry: Oh, I don't not like what I'm hearing.
Robert: Cold one?
Erica: It's 9:00 in the morning.
Erik: Yeah, we got a late start.
Barry: Let me ask you something. Can your house serve my needs as an alpha male in the upper echelons of society's wealthy and elite?
Erik: Ha! Not even a little. Let me ask you something. Is that a Froot Loop in your hair?
Barry: It's an Apple Jack. This conversation is over.