Quote from Beverly in Food in a Geoffy
Beverly: Aloha, my little academia nut. Adam: Hi, Mom. Quick question... [slams paper down] Are you a damn fool? Beverly: A C? Adam: Yeah, for "crap." If I wanted a C, I would have written it myself. Beverly: This is not okay! Adam: Neither is your spelling or grammar or rambling sentences. And who the hell is Tiffany Night O'Brien? Beverly: Oh, they knew who I meant. Adam: I don't know who you meant, and I was sitting right there.