Quote from Erica in Vacation
Erica: There's no way he's breaking up with me. I mean, look at me. I'm a catch. I guess I am a little bossy, but what man doesn't like that? Damn it! He's so leaving me! Love isn't real! Bartender: Neither is your ID. Erica: Oh, sure, you don't have phones, but you check my fake driver's license? Pick a century!