Lou Schwartz: Have you seen your mother? She needs to put the drawstrings back in my sweatpants.
Geoff: I haven't seen her, but have you considered doing it yourself?
Lou Schwartz: Are you mad, son? These fingers are like sausages. They have no taper. How about you, Erica?
Erica: How about me, what?
Geoff: Dad, why don't you just put on some jeans?
Lou Schwartz: Oh, is that your generation's solution to everything? Denim? I want to watch TV in relaxed pants. I need your mother.
Erica: I might actually know where she is.
Linda Schwartz: [on local TV] Motion passes.
Lou Schwartz: What am I looking at right now?
Erica: Just your wife getting a speed bump put in over on Cedar Street.
Lou Schwartz: Linda?!