Beverly: My baby graduated! She did it!
Geoff: That's my wife!
Dean Dean: And for your commencement speaker, um... David Hasselhoff? Really?
David Hasselhoff: Yeah. Really?
Adam: I mean, you're here.
Barry: And what you said upstairs was really moving.
David Hasselhoff: Fine. But I definitely no longer owe you one. [cheers and applause, camera shutter clicks] Friends, parents, graduate, while I'm not entirely sure why I'm here, there is one thing I do know. It's important to celebrate the big things and the small things, and frankly, everything in between, because none of us know what life is gonna bring, and while you're around the people that you love, you gotta celebrate it all.