Beverly: Oh, son of a bitch! Erica, step away from that boy and go wash your hands.
Erica: What?!
Beverly: Geoffrey has a scorching case of the shingles.
Geoff: Shingles? No! Isn't that a virus for sad, old people?
Beverly: Oh, for sure. But it's also brought on by overwhelming stress.
Geoff: I have overwhelming stress! That describes me perfectly!
Erica: Geoff, look at me. I'm telling you as an absolute fact you don't have the shingles.
[cut to:]
Lou Schwartz: Geoff has the shingles.
Erica: What? Is he okay?
Geoff: No, I'm not okay! I'm soaking in a tub of oatmeal!
Lou Schwartz: Just stay in the healing breakfast bath, son! Doctor's orders!
Geoff: Please stop standing outside the door! This bath is delicious and humiliating!