Barry: 'Sup, cheerleaders? You may have heard about my gig at The Spectrum last night. It's huge news. People are talking. Anyway, I am back on the market. And with graduation coming up, time is running out to score a date with Big Tasty.
Cheerleader #1: Who is that?
Barry: You're funny. I like that. How do you feel about Olive Garden?
Cheerleader #2: Sorry. It's a "no". 'Cause of Lainey.
Barry: You know Lainey?
Cheerleader #1: All cheerleaders have a strict code. Ex-boyfriends are off-limits.
Barry: Your loyalty is very refreshing.
Cheerleader #2: Thank you.
Barry: And in the spirit of honesty, I really didn't want you to say yes, 'cause I'm not over Lainey. I'm only here to impress the jocks. They said yes!
Brian Corbett: No. They didn't.
JC Spink: Also, we don't care.
Barry: Well, have a nice day, cheerleaders.