Beverly: And it doesn't matter to you that this might actually help sell my cookbook?
Adam: No! 'Cause my mom making a cookbook is also embarrassing, and so are your aprons and weird parm dishes and everything about you. It's pure embarrassment, and you have no idea what it feels like.
Beverly: Oh-ho, and you think I'm never embarrassed by you?
Adam: Um, no! I think you made it pretty clear you love everything that I do.
Beverly: So, you don't think I'm embarrassed when I have friends over, and you do one of your creepy shows with a ventriloquist dummy?
Adam: You bought us matching outfits!
Beverly: And you don't think I was embarrassed to watch a three-hour one-man show where you played an eclectic cast of international characters?
Adam: [Jamaican accent] You said my Jamaican accent was spot-on, mon!
Beverly: And you don't think I was embarrassed to run down to your school with an extra pair of pants because of the thing I promised never to speak about?
Adam: [gasps] Promise broken!
Beverly: Baby, you are ten thousand times more embarrassing than I will ever be, but it doesn't matter because I love you more than anything! Clearly, you don't feel the same way.