Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, Barry broke the sacred code of the recco letter using a high-tech method he learned from watching Murder, She Wrote.
Geoff: Oh, crap! It worked!
Barry: "It is a great honor and privilege to give "Barry Goldberg my highest recommendation."
Geoff: Uh, Bar? The steam is making the ink run!
Barry: Don't panic! We'll just dry it off with the iron.
Geoff: Oh, no! The iron's intense heat is burning the paper!
Barry: Don't panic. I'll just spray it with water from this bottle.
Geoff: Oh, no! The charred remnants are soaked, and now the ink's running even more!
Barry: Don't panic! I'll just hit it with the iron again!
Geoff: Let me try to piece it back together!
Barry: Time to panic!
Geoff: Aah! Aah! The charred remnants are burning my hands!