Geoff: It's a lie. We were in the Poconos on a secret getaway. We parked your station wagon on the hill without the parking brake, and also I copied part of my Bar Mitzvah speech from a Winston Churchill biography.
Lou Schwartz: So you lied right to my face, Geoffy?
Erica: Wait, no. It- It's not Geoff's fault. It's all mine, and I'm so sorry.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And then my sister braced herself for a nuclear Murray meltdown.
Murray: [laughs maniacally] You sent my car off a cliff! [laughing]
Erica: Wow, he's taking this really well. I figured that he would be screaming his head off.
Murray: [laughing] Off a cliff! Who does that?
Beverly: Oh, no. Your father has reached a stage beyond anger.
Murray: All my family does is wreck my car! Third time this year! [laughing]
Beverly: Oh, this is not good.
Murray: [breathlessly] The Poconos. You could've been killed.
Erica: To be honest, I'm digging this way more than the screaming and the "moron" calling.
Murray: [laughing] My insurance is gonna go through the roof!
Beverly: Okay, I got to get him inside and try to calm him down with warm milk and Steak-umms. I don't know if it'll work, but I'm a desperate woman.