Lainey: [on tape] Let me begin by saying this is the hardest thing I've ever had to tell anyone.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Once again, I couldn't handle filming all that emotion, so I added some laughs literally.
Lainey: If I don't give my dreams a shot now, I know I'm gonna regret it forever. [canned laughter] Mrs.
G, I know how much time and energy you've put into this wedding, and all I can say is, I'm sorry. [canned cheers] Erica, I don't know what this means for our band, but I do know with your talent, there is nowhere you can't go. [canned "Ooh"s] Dad, I know this is one of my more crazy, impulsive decisions [canned hooting] but it's just something I have to do. [canned cheers] And, Barry, [voice breaking], what can I say? I will always love you. [canned laughter, applause] So, I guess that's it. I love you all. [fart noise]
Bill Lewis: Dook on a doughnut! Lainey's gone?!
Barry: Tell me what happens on the next episode!