Quote from Adam in The Wedding Singer
Geoff: Dude, all you got to do is show this tale of personal devastation to your dad, and the gig is yours. Adam: You don't think I should lighten it up a smidge? You know, cut in a rim shot or slide whistle? Dig a few chuckles out of it. Geoff: Do not dig for chuckles! Adam: Here's what I'm thinking. Pops: [on tape] Barry and Lainey, words can't describe how I feel about you two. [fart noise] It just makes me burst. [deep fart noise] Your love is so special. [squeaky fart noise] So big. [loud fart noise] Thoughts? Geoff: You got serious problems, man. Your grandfather just bared his soul, and now you want to fart it up? Adam: I can't help myself. I can't not make something funny. It's the only way I can deal. Geoff: Deal with what? Adam: With my life in this ridiculous family and at school, where I feel anxious and awkward and desperately try to fit in! Geoff: And keyboard farts help you fit in how? Adam: 'Cause they make me happy. That's what big, funny movies and TV shows do for me. They let me escape and forget for a few lousy hours that I'm lazy-eyed Adam Goldnerd. Geoff: Wow. That's really deep, man. I had no idea. Adam: I think we both know what has to happen now. Geoff: No! D-Don't do it, man! We connected! You got deep! Adam: [loud, long fart noise]