Barry: I can't marry Lainey! I'm just a dumb kid! I still get super angry when someone else gets a gift.
Erica: The wedding is weeks away, and you're just realizing you're an idiot now?
Barry: I always had a sense, but now it's confirmed. All this wedding stuff happened so fast, I just couldn't figure out how to stop it.
Erica: It happened fast because you said, "Let's have a fast wedding!"
Barry: I only did that 'cause people said slow down.
Erica: But you proposed and insisted on doing this.
Barry: That's only 'cause people insisted I call it off.
Erica: But you picked a random date that was alarmingly close!
Barry: That's 'cause people said don't pick a date until you know you're absolutely ready. I had no choice. They boxed me in.
Erica: Dude, this is exactly why I told you to not get a crush on Lainey or ask her out or date her or fall in love with her or propose to her.
Barry: Which is exactly why I did all those things!