Beverly: Seasons greetings, handsome.
Barry: Whoa. What is all this?
Beverly: Oh, just a typical Hanukkah. Maybe you call Bill and Lainey, and invite them over for a casual Ha-nook.
Barry: Okay, what's going on?
Erica: Mom's doing that thing where she turns the holidays into a terrible competition where no one wins.
Beverly: If that was true, then why is my nickname Easy Breezy Holiday Bevy?
Erica: It's not.
Beverly: You got in a battle over Christmas with the Kremps, Thanksgiving with Bill Lewis-
Geoff: Hanukkah with my parents.
Erica: Fourth of July with the Karps, Presidents' Day with that car dealership.
Beverly: For your information, stealing a celebration out of another family's arms is just the way I show my holiday spirit.