Adam: Stupid heavy jacket from the old country!
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Whoaaa. Everything okay, man?
Adam: No, Ruben Amaro Jr., everything's not okay.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: What happened, bro? You break up with that girl who dated me freshman year?
Adam: No, and I'd prefer we not discuss that. It's my dad. He insists on coming to every single practice.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: I hear ya. My dad comes to every practice, too.
Adam: So you get how much it sucks.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: No. My dad's my best friend.
Ruben Amaro, Sr.: I'm almost done, champ! Let's warm up that arm before practice.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Be there in a minute, Pop. Just talking to my ex-girlfriend's little boyfriend here.
Ruben Amaro, Sr.: I love how you're always there for everyone.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: You taught me well, Dad.
Ruben Amaro, Sr.: I love you, son.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: I love you more!
Adam: Wow. This is just like the total opposite of my experience.