Quote from Erica in Mister Knifey-Hands
Mr. Glascott: Young minds, look who it is! Erica Goldberg. [chuckles] She's here to tell you all about the magical and exciting chapter after high school. Erica: Well, I went to college in DC Ooh! Where the President lives. And then I dropped out to follow my real dream, which is being a rock star. Johnny Atkins: Intriguing. Could you expound on the risks and rewards of leaving academia behind? Mr. Glascott: Good Lord, no! Carla: So in your experience, would you say college was a waste of time? Erica: I would say high school was a waste of time. Mr. Glascott: No, no, no, no, no! Johnny Atkins: I knew it! The whole American educational system is bogus! Mr. Glascott: Man, this really turned on me! Please just leave! Erica: You were right, Schwartz. Coming back to school wasn't so bad after all. Later, turds! Mr. Glascott: She just ate my new apple.