Barry: Okay, let's review everything I taught you about being a bodacious leader of a friend group.
Rule 1.
Beverly: Always bust balls.
Barry: Yes! Friendship is about breaking down the walls to figure out what really bothers a person. Rule two?
Beverly: Pick a badass name for the group and yell it as often as possible to display a terrifying show of unity.
Barry: I chose the JTP, three letters, but powerful.
Beverly: Well, I'm looking for my Golden Girls, so I chose Goldberg Girls. Goldberg Girls!
Barry: Rule three?
Beverly: Uh, create opportunities to bond.
Barry: May I suggest lighting your farts? It's really brought me and my friends a lot closer.
Beverly: I was more thinking we would bedazzle matching sweaters, like fashionable street toughs.
Barry: Ah, very lame. So it's perfect!