Quote from Barry in We Didn't Start the Fire
Pops: Okay, now you can clearly visualize where each and every player is. So, who's on first? Barry: Easy. Von Hayes. Pops: No. It's Who. Who is on first. Barry: I just told you, Von Hayes. Pops: I'm not asking you about the Phillies lineup. I'm telling you. It's Who! Barry: Von Hayes. Pops: Okay, look at me. Ask me the name of the player on third base. Barry: I don't need to ask you. It's Mike Schmidt, right? Pops: Wrong. This is "I Don't Know." Barry: How do you not know Mike Schmidt? He's a Gold Glove winner and a perennial All Star! Pops: Barry! Just listen! Who is on first! Who! I'm telling you! Who is the name! Barry: And I told you! His name is- Pops: Don't you dare say Von Hayes! Barry: [muttering] Von Hayes.