Formica Mike: You let me steal your brother knowing full well that he would destroy my store from the inside.
Murray: Ohh. What'd he do?
Formica Mike: First, he mistook the display toilet for "the real deal."
Murray: Oh, geez.
Formica Mike: Then he wants to rearrange the stock room. He loses control of the forklift. He pops three water beds. Now I gotta shut down because he flooded my showroom.
Murray: Formica Mike, listen to me. This isn't sabotage.
Formica Mike: That wasn't sabotage?
Murray: No. I'm not smart enough, and I know Marvin isn't.
Formica Mike: Okay. Then, first, I'm gonna fire the putz. Then I'm gonna make him pay for the water beds.
Murray: Don't do that. I'll pay for it.
Formica Mike: Why would you do that?
Murray: Because he really does mean well.
Formica Mike: You do know that that is the worst thing that you could say about a person?
Murray: Oh, I'm aware.