Adam: Uh, Coach, quick sidebar?
Coach Mellor: First of all, son, you got to take off the comedy glasses. We're not in clown school.
Adam: Sadly, these are not for hilarity, just to fix a lazy eye. On that note, I was thinking maybe Barry and I can be on the same team?
Coach Mellor: Or you can finally cast off your self-doubt and those orthopedic glasses and make your big bro suck it on the court of life.
Adam: Solid plan. However, my mom really wants us on the same team to avoid further damage to my growing body.
Coach Mellor: Son, the only reason Barry pummels you is because you let him. You got to to stop running and unleash the beast inside. And don't just do it for you. Do it for all the picked-on, little-dorkus brothers who cry "No more!" Now, are you gonna stand up and be a man or are you gonna cower behind your mommy?
[cut to:]
Beverly: You're pitting my babies against each other on purpose?! Unacceptable!
Adam: [whispering] I'm so sorry.