Quote from Barry in One Exquisite Evening with Madonna
Barry: Stop shopping immediately. I have a menagerie of items that would delight any woman. Adam: I told you, I don't need your help. Barry: Opposite! My intimate knowledge of ladies' needs and desires is well-established. Adam: Is it, though? Barry: Item one... a deadly titanium crossbow. You and your gal pal can spend a reckless evening at the junkyard shooting out windshields. Adam: None of this sounds like you waiting in the car. Barry: Item two... tighty whities, the gentleman's lingerie. You give her a few boudoir photos in these, she'll remember you forever. Adam: How could she not? Barry: I've saved the best for last. A bulk warehouse box of Bonkers Fruit Chew candies. When she smooches you to thank you, think of me. Adam: I'm not giving her pieces of purple candy! Barry: Whatever! Have fun dying alone with no cavities.