Barry: There it is, gentlemen, the answer to all our problems.
Adam: Uh, how, exactly?
Barry: Easy. We steal Cecil the janitor's golf cart and replace the one we sunk. It's the perfect crime.
Naked Rob: But then Cecil has no cart.
Barry: Way ahead of you. We then steal another golf cart from a different country club to replace Cecil's.
Geoff: But then wouldn't the second golf course be missing their cart?
Barry: Which is why we steal and replace golf carts several times a day for the rest of our natural lives.
Matt: Isn't that a Ponzi scheme, bro?
Barry: Fonzie has nothing to do with this, Matthew. He drives a motorcycle.
Andy: Not a Fonzie scheme, dude, Ponzi. And that's exactly what this is.
Barry: Not at all. All we got to do is swipe hundreds, if not thousands, of golf carts to keep our scam alive until we grow old and our children take our place!
Geoff: You really need to go to your sister about this.