Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was March 23rd, 1980-something, and with college on the horizon, it was time to fill out my roommate questionnaire for NYU.
Adam: "Do you consider yourself shy, fairly shy, neutral, fairly outgoing, or outgoing?" Good ol' neutral.
Erica: Okay, I'm just here to do laundry. Can you do whatever this is on the driveway?
Adam: I'm trying to match with my perfect roommate, and it's impossible. I mean, look at this question... "How comfortable are you with nudity?"
Barry: You'll write in "very."
Adam: Are you holding a kielbasa in your bare hand?
Barry: Lucky for you, I was peckish for this Polish delight. An improperly filled out roommate questionnaire can ruin the rest of your life.
Erica: The sausage dummy's right for once.