Erica: You fill that out wrong, and you might wind up living with someone like you.
Adam: Isn't that the goal?
Erica: If you want to bunk up with a social reject.
Barry: We love you, but you suck, bro.
Adam: Then what am I supposed to do?
Barry: Make yourself look cool. For example, smoking... You check yes and no.
Adam: That's just confusing.
Barry: Confusion equals uncertainty, which equals mystery, which equals cool.