Adult Adam: [v.o.] Meeting Jed convinced me that the only weird, intense roommate I wanted was my lifelong best pal.
Adam: There's my wildly handsome friend who's known for his forgiving and forgetting nature.
Dave Kim: Save it.
Adam: No, no, no, no, no! Please be my roommate!
Dave Kim: Too late. I already have one.
Adam: Balls! Did yours also have his marriage dissolve when he came back stateside?
Dave Kim: He's the nephew of Hollywood character actor Ernie Hudson.
Adam: Winston from the "Ghostbusters?!" He's my fourth favorite!
Dave Kim: Excuse me, I have to make a phone call.
Adam: Who ya gonna call, Dave Kim?
Dave Kim: I think you know.