Barry: Everyone thinks they can make it work long-distance, but statistically, 0.0% of couples actually do.
Adam: Moving past the shaky math, I'm not worried. We're gonna cement our already strong bond by talking on the phone all the time.
Barry: Allow us to show you how that'll go. I'll be you. Joanne'll be Brea.
Joanne: [slaps leg] Good eventide. I am Brea, last name unknown. I heard somewhere that I play volleyball.
Adam: Strong out of the gate.
Barry: I'm Adam. I make movies and I once cried at a Clorox commercial.
Adam: Can we please skip the backstories?