Quote from Beverly in A Light Thanksgiving Nosh
Mr. Glascott: I'd never think that Murray would have the energy, let alone the desire. And what woman would debase hers... Beverly: It's Linda [bleep] Schwartz! Mr. Glascott: I always got a skank vibe off of her. Beverly: Murray didn't cheat on me with Linda. Erica did. Mr. Glascott: Torrents of confusion. Please explain. Beverly: The very fruit of my lush giving tree is out gallivanting with another mother. Mr. Glascott: Wait, your daughter is hanging out with her soon-to-be mother-in-law, and that's bad because... Beverly: Because it is a disgusting display of child infidelity. Mr. Glascott: I don't think child infidelity is a real thing. Beverly: It's real.