Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was Halloween, but instead of the quiet night at home I wanted, I was having a garbage time with Pop-Pop.
Adam: I understand we're looking for a white pumpkin that will yield you months of soup, but why exactly are we wearing trash bags?
Pop-Pop: We gotta blend in with costumes.
Adam: This isn't a costume. It's a Hefty Cinch Sak.
Pop-Pop: Ooh, Cinch Sak. Someone's mommy pays for the good stuff.