Beverly: So, where do you need me, boss?
Principal Ball: Thing is, it is the first day of school and all of my teachers are here and healthy.
So, I will give you a call as soon as... never.
Beverly: I get the sense you don't want me here, Earl.
Principal Ball: Oh, good! Thanks for reading all the obvious social cues.
Beverly: You're not seeing the big picture, boss. You're gonna need me one day, and you know where I'll be?
Principal Ball: Please don't say here.
Beverly: Here. Waiting. Like a panther. A panther who teaches.
Principal Ball: Please don't wait like a teaching panther.
Beverly: Oh, I'll wait but good 'cause you never know when one of your teachers might get sick or have a nasty accident.
Principal Ball: Please don't hurt anybody.
Beverly: See you soon.