Principal Ball: Hello, and welcome, William Penn Academy. Thrilled to be back for what's shaping up to be the most exciting school year with- Oh, crap! She's already here! Just get to class! My God, lady. It's the first minute of the school year. I mean, minute.
Beverly: Oh, Earl. I'm not here to beat you into submission. I'm here to teach.
Principal Ball: I'm sorry. Teach?
Beverly: Yes. I got certified over the summer. I'm on your list of subs.
Principal Ball: I am unaware of any such list.
Beverly: Here it is. See? There's my name right there. I put it there myself. Right at the top. See it?
Principal Ball: Uh-huh.
Beverly: See it?
Principal Ball: Yeah.
Beverly: See?
Principal Ball: ­I see.
Beverly: See?
Principal Ball: I see it.
Beverly: See?
Principal Ball: I see it, damn it!
Beverly: Yay!