Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was October 20th, 1980-something... Geoff and Erica were called to get Barry from urgent care. He was having... Well, a delicate issue.
Geoff: Barry, are you okay?
Erica: If this is another lollipop scam, enough is enough. They sell them by the bagful.
Barry: I don't fake injuries for lollies. I do it for the thrill of the con. But this time, it's real. Very real.
Dr. Reese: Your friend has a severe case of...
Barry: Don't!
Dr. Reese: They can't take care of you if they don't know what it is.
Barry: Fine! I'll explain. I have what's known as... Mega testosterone.
Dr. Reese: He has poison ivy in and around his anus.
Barry: Hey, that's my story to tell!
Erica: Yes! God, this is gonna be good!