Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, there was no escaping him. [birds squawking] Even in the middle of the night, his presence was felt.
Beverly: Wow, it's worse in here than in our room.
Adam: It's Mr. Glascott's damn parrot.
Beverly: [sighs] Yeah, John said she was in heat and night vocalizations are normal.
Adam: Normal? I can't sleep because of the sex screams of a 40-year-old bird.
Beverly: I wish there was something I could do.
Adam: Buy me that slingshot I always wanted, and I'll end this right now.
Beverly: Adam!
Adam: Sorry! But the guy's just so up in our business. It's making me think bad thoughts. I'm losing my innocence, Mama.
Beverly: Glascott's just coming on a little strong, but I'm sure he'll settle in.
Adam: I'll settle it right now. Give me a pellet gun and a place to stand. Who am I?!