Mr. Glascott: Don't spin this. I was the one who was gruesomely injured. And when I tried to complain to the smug and tan teen manning the slide, he blew his whistle sharply at me.
Barry: That's Blake. He's hilarious.
Mr. Glascott: You are intentionally ignoring the gravity of this situation.
Barry: Yeah, we are, 'cause we're going to the water park.
Mr. Glascott: Trumpets of revelation! How could you do that?