Beverly: No, look. You made him think his relationship was over, and now you're gonna fix it.
Weird Al: It's not happening.
Beverly: Oh, it's happening. You're gonna get on that tour bus, take it into the suburbs, and put on a private concert for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs.
Weird Al: Such as?
Beverly: "Every Rose Has Its Thorn".
Weird Al: "Every Toe Has Its Corn"?
Beverly: "The Wind Beneath My Wings".
Weird Al: "The Bed Above My Springs".
Beverly: "Material Girl".
Weird Al: "Bacterial Earl"!
Beverly: "Heaven Is A Place On Earth".
Weird Al: "Kevin Is A Dude With Girth".
Beverly: "Careless Whisper".
Weird Al: "Your Hairless Sister".
Beverly: "Fight The Power".
Weird Al: "Smell The Flounder"?
Beverly: Stop it.