Quote from Beverly in I Caddyshacked the Pool
Beverly: Guess who just had a meeting with Coach Mellor. Apparently Adam is failing? I don't get it. You used to love to swim. But I've figured it out. Adam: Really? Beverly: Yeah, it's your bathing suit. You're growing fast and it's pinching your little coin purse. That's why I got you these jams. Nice roomy swim trunks for all your bits and berries. Go on, model them for momma. Adam: I don't want to model the jams. Beverly: Come on, they're jams. Adam: I know they're jams. Beverly: Well then show us how handsome you look in your new jams. Adam: I don't want the jams. Beverly: Come on. They're jams. Murray: He doesn't want the damn jams. Leave the boy alone already! Beverly: Well, someone has to address the issue with his little marbles. Murray: No one wants their mom talking about their yam bag. Adam: My God. The problem isn't the swim suit. It's just, I hate taking off my shirt. Beverly: Why? Adam: I'm ashamed of my body. Okay? Beverly: You're ashamed of this beautiful wall of deliciousness?