Murray: Barry, you can't do this act. I speak from experience.
Barry: What are you talking about?
Murray: When I was your age, I was the funniest guy on the football team.
Barry: Funny? Since when are you funny?
Murray: I'm plenty funny, okay? I was hilarious. I used to tell dirty jokes, I'd snap guys with a towel. I gave everybody a nickname, like, uh, Pretty Boy and Shorty.
Barry: Those are terrible nicknames.
Murray: Shorty wasn't short. As a matter of fact, he was a giant.
Barry: Oh, my God.
Murray: Had a gland problem. Actually sad stuff.
Barry: What's the point to this?
Murray: The point is, the coach said, "Murray, you're a card. Why don't you host the pep rally?" So, I did. I get up there, I realize I've only got one minute of material. One minute! I bombed in front of the whole school. They threw peaches at me.
Barry: Why'd they have peaches?
Murray: I don't know! They weren't even in season! All I know is, I don't want you to go through what I went through. Please don't do your act. I'm begging you!
Barry: So you think I'm gonna suck?
Murray: No, son. I know you're going to suck.