Barry: Dear sister. Back from the City of Angels. Did you get me a tiny Oscar that says "Best Brother"?
Erica: I don't have the energy for Barry time. Just tell me where Geoff is.
Barry: [sighs] I have no idea. Too busy grabbing life by the horns to check in with Big Tasty.
Erica: Really? Geoff's doing well?
Barry: He's crushing life. He's looking jacked, feeling jacked. Hell, he's even seeing a new jacked lady.
Erica: A lady? What lady? Like, a real lady with eyes and feet?
Barry: All the parts. In fact, she's from Australia. Her name's Paula Hogan. Plays a fierce didgeridoo. [laughs] So unexpected and haunting. Anyway, may I take a message?
Erica: I guess just say hey and congrats on landing a super muscular Australian lady named Paula. Or no message.
Barry: Bye. [closes door]
Geoff: What the hell, Barry? Why would you say that?
Barry: The best lies are specific and upsetting.