Beverly: You were looking for my keys to pull a prank at school.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] She caught me red-handed. There was only one thing to do... tell her the truth. Kinda.
Adam: Rats. Phooey. I guess the mother-son prank is off.
Beverly: Mother-son prank? [scoffs] Like I'd ever believe that.
Adam: I got to thinking, what better way for my judgy peers to remember me by than with a very public love note to the woman...
Beverly: You came out of.
Adam: I was gonna say "raised me," but sure.
Beverly: Well, that makes a tremendous amount of sense. Just for fun, what would that giant banner of love say?
Adam: I guess I'd go with something like, "Adam Loves His Mama."
Beverly: [gasps] You are such a good writer.
Adam: But too bad. Without the keys, it's not happening. The world will just have to wonder, do I love you?