Barry: You're taking that random girl over me?
Geoff: Barry...
Barry: Don't "Barry" me. You're always choosing Erica, and I'm sick of it!
Geoff: Boyfriends and girlfriends do special things together.
Barry: And best friends don't?
Geoff: She breathes on my neck and makes me dizzy.
Barry: My breath smells bad, too.
Geoff: Her hugs are full-body.
Barry: Big Tasty's hugs are also full-body. Here's proof.
Geoff: Oh, please don't.
Barry: Let our bodies become one. [hugs Geoff]
Geoff: Oh, I prefer them as two.
Barry: That's right. Wear your friend Barry like a big, warm coat.