Beverly: Mr. Glascott, you're usually chipper. What's got you down?
Mr. Glascott: Oh, I'm not down. I'm just having a contemplative moment about turning 55, the same age as the speed I won't exceed.
Beverly: It's your birthday? Well, how are we celebrating?
Mr. Woodburn: This yogurt I'm eating has his name on it.
Helen: Your parents did it in April. Nice.
Beverly: Come on. We've got to bake a cake, call a school assembly so the kids can sing to him. This man is your best friend.
Mr. Woodburn: Best friend? Where'd you get that horrible notion?
Beverly: Murphy Brown, Designing Women, Cheers, Mary Tyler Moore.
Mr. Glascott: Yeah, those are all fun, but that's a bunch of hooey.