Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my dad and Barry dealt with a problematic partner, I wasn't the only one who had a problem with my mom.
Adam: Principal Ball, you wanted to see me?
Principal Ball: In fact, I did. Dale, press play. Show the boy.
Adam: Okay. No Way Out?! Yes way in! Gene Siskel called it an epic thriller with a plot twist for the ages.
Principal Ball: And you're in for a bit of a plot twist of your own.
Beverly: [on tape] Greetings, class. Kevin Costner turns out to be a Russian spy. The end. Now, Mr. Woodburn, start teaching your students.
Mr. Woodburn: You know, your mother has crossed many lines, but making us do our jobs is a bridge too far!
Adam: Guys, fire her.
Principal Ball: Oh, no, you can't just fire Beverly Goldberg.
Mr. Woodburn: Yeah, it takes a lot to fire a teacher. Trust me.