Brea: [on phone] I love you more than the Cookie Monster loves cookies.
Adam: Whoa, [chuckles] that's a lot. [line beeps] Is that your call waiting?
Brea: Let me get rid of them.
Adam: Goldbergs. And if this is for Barry, he's instructed me to say "Wassup, girl."
Murray: [on the line] I've been calling for ten minutes! Didn't you hear the beep?
Adam: Oh, sorry, Dad.
Murray: Put your mom on. Who knew there was more than one kind of onion?
Adam: Mom, Dad's calling, but make it fast 'cause I'm talking to Brea!
Beverly: Just a sec, Schmoopie Poops. I'm adding some flavor to my Swedish meatballs.
Adam: Dad, it's gonna be a while. Let me get back to Brea.
Murray: No, no, no, don't you do the click over.
Adam: Ooh, my finger's already in motion. Sorry, my love. My dumb dad was on the line.
Murray: It's still me, moron!
Adam: Whoops.