Beverly: Adam, let me tell you a story.
Adam: No. I don't wanna hear how your aunt's handyman's mom got divorced and now she's living in a giant soup can.
Beverly: It was my manicurist's roof guy who lost so much in his split that they turned his water off and he had to bathe in a lake. Snapping turtles took his toes, lips and a nice chunk of one buttock, and now he's got to sit crotch down.
Murray: None of that happened to any person.